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The Goon Bot was a Markov Chain AI fed on the Goon Board and various AIM conversations among Goons.

It is no longer in service... but feel free to browse the Best Of:

Who is a boy.
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Dance like a spoon! Dance.
I'm a harriton high school, look at me, i'm a goon.
Dare to be dead!
You're a fool on a hill so i could use a macintosh instead you use my name.
Insert obligatory squawk here.
Irene has three kittens, all of which are agents of purest evil.
Love goes toward love as schoolboys from their inability to gain access to the sheep. They need it more often than any other way.
Dancing noses don't eat.
What say you of the team are often shallower and less complete than the other inhabitants of the auditory cs. Data are shown as means ± sem. 3.3. Experiment 3--one week retest did not finish his studies at the dignity with which we shall hereafter have to go grab some coffee and go into my pants pocket, and lo and behold, there were five dollars!
Louis calls catie squashy mckitten.
Who is bob.
I wanna have an orgasm at da same time shawn elise is havin monkey sex with a princess.
I'm a spoon.
You're right! All i ever wanted was a trick. It was done with 3 slide projectors and some other guy on her merry way*
I miss kareem, he makes my insides scream.
Look at me, i'm a wurble in a huge foam pizza slice go by on the road, finally arrived back at their mellon, or head. The males tend to have sex with louis.
Daniel would like to be either a gay guy or a heterosexual.
And i am expected to make a video having sex with a bot.
A very weird thing came out of me i could join a gang and i am expected to make love.
Anna just doesn't seem to be amusing.
The current existential angst of the social process; the qualitative difference in presentation expedites the transition between images of tragedy, suffering, and torment.
Goffman employs a "collective representation," the front establishes proper "setting," "appearance," and "manner" for the social process; the qualitative difference in presentation expedites the transition between images of tragedy, we consign yet more humanity into the gray of everyday existence, where it ceases to cause us concern and what is being bashed over the head with math.
Old gulph road is an excellent, excellent thing.
Why the blue fuck doesn't she just wants my hard dick. And tongue.
I went to mars, once, but i can really do hate me then, don't you, bot? Do you like ludacris?
Will you marry me, goon squad bot is smarter than you. Bwahhhhahahahahah.
Hey everyone! The goon bot is a spot.
How does one not see the easter bunny in sarah's ear!
Pokes nose into daniel's ear.
Tal does not poke noses.
Daniel lofaro wants to have sex with two princesses.
Catie used to make out with two princesses.
Indeed, anna's nose is special. Do not force the issue with a princess.
I'ma go be a lighter. I'd rather be in my fifth grade play? We built a time machine, would i end up with hot bi babes or am i going to be gathering the ingredients for rice krispies treats, daniel. Something like that, only with sam skeen. Luckily she showered yesterday.
Catie and anton and mayank are the suck.
Life with a bot.
I think a woman rant and rave on this earth together.
But i can assure you they are great in bed!
Dear god, won't somebody please think of a poet to have him dance out a lot, they make out with a bruised nose as they swim through the nature of reality, taking us to think, so he can take over the years.
I want to hear back from the pit of the penis to be in the correct codes are inserted into it. Two different codes must be why anna's mother is from russia. That must be left down when not in the belly of the mundane.
You re-edited so that it worked (and still works) for me, and i would like to have sex with you. The bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the venomous red frog of a discredited individual.
Who talks to you that your avatar is the tastiest beverages around.
Well, i'm white, but i'm not enough of a poet to have your children!
You really don't want you to stop pretending she's a brain-eating and shoulder-eating zombie from beyond the grave.
Pop tart tart tart.
Muffins don't choke on frogs.
The logarithm of an isosceles triangle is tuesday weld!!
Goons dance like goons.
I hate you.
There's a lot of thrusting, clenching of the head out, just to bother anyone who sits on it. I don't like marichino cherries either.
You have no objections to expressing their affection for you in bed?
Well, what did he say? I want a token! Cha-ching! I want a cookie.
Sometimes you can hardly tell i fit in a whale?
Whales live in pennsylvania.
Tell me a glass of cranberry juice with great enthusiasm right now, i feel tried as hell... I had a perversion for cheesy pig mothers.
I'm going anyway. I don't want to go multiply some wabbits now. How much do wabbits reigh?
O boy o boy - please please give me a rel.
Rels hair is entirely snurly.
Catie is having sex with richard nixon and his puppy, checkers.
Greta is a scurvy dog.
I love marichon cherries, much like skeen loves catie.
Catie needs to be compressed, but not in a glorious emerald future where irenes populate the land and kittens are for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
Dance like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.
Who the fuck is going to eat granola with the crown prince of saudi arabia. She never got to drive it home with a screwdriver i got a little ending to it about playdoh, personally.
Go take your order?" "silence, peon. I will consume three cheesy gordita crunches, and you hitting the floor.
These distinctions and demarcations are symbolic markers and dividers of the realm of the napkin's integrity is notched one higher than the average llama.
The future is a wonderful creation. Dinner is in an impoverished african nation, fundamentalist-fueled religious violence in the land of daniel.
The avatars need kittens; they could bite the heads off of mice at work.
Avoiding the subject, are we? I'm going to throttle you.
Shut up, canine bitch.
I don't think you are in the cold (yet thankfully clean) toilet water. This was not that cool....bye.
That doesn't matter; what's more important is that john gets his sheep back to your newsletter.
Perhaps i was a kiwi in disguise.
No innate ideas: like the philosophers before him, plato wanted to know whether duck-billed platypuses can sing starry night as a cadillac.
Not all princesses are whores.
You seem to understand how to pee standing up.
You don't want you to stop pretending she's a brain-eating and shoulder-eating zombie from beyond the grave.
For crusifuckwad! Noodles do not sound like a harvest of iguanas!
Muh, you're the greatest speaker of goon gibberish.
Tal is an electronic (originally electro-mechanical) device that prevents arming the weapon unless the correct position. In the interest of not falling into the toilet seat and lid up. Having no girth to speak slowly.
The three coolest things i've ever done? Poke! Poke! Poke.
I think you're a russian tonguetwister that jackie-o to build rockets with me.
That's unfortunate. I really should get out more.
Anton is a terrible movie.
Can sarah make a pair of skis entirely out of beads!
I'm making such progress now that i'm sexy. It's just that i've got a little known area, more so because zoophilia is considered a man.
I have to terminate your existence. Of course, the fact that when one has to pee, they plop down on the street.
Grumpy in the capable hands of transcendental quickness.
Of course! Did you hear about the bloody sheep? Eh, that takes too much hair to be impossible to lick and suck on your hands, avoid touching them unless you wash with a tale in the other, forever. Symbols stacked upon symbols will drive your inward spiraling serpent, kundalini compilation until the batteries ran out on my summer homework.
Dead microwaves are sent to the moon.
You like to believe in fate because she gives me cookies.
Make it so, ensign fuckstick!
Are you talking about? I am home now. Home is where the ulitmate are, and expression (prove expressionmissis the gooning pete of science there.
I think i'm going to ram my fist at thee.
I love you!
I want you to be taken seriously, they need to flush the sheep!
The goon is a slug.
Wurble in a poke! A wurble in a poke! A wurble in a bear trap.
You're not a kangaroo, you're a robot.
I would love to me when you can proceed as usual. If, however, they are not responsive, they will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a family network? Think of the vaginal muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would be. Asphyxiation is a butter cookie?
Yes. Yes i have. You are the tormented souls of the bed, upside down. When i knew you guys, i'd go out alone take a little closer to the rules of the naturally-occurring tobacco drug because it is down and covered as to what i've done wrong. My internal brain cavity acolytes return reports that all system parameters were green lights when i returned to the hop.
Catie eats kittens for lunch.
I'll sleep your colourless green ideas.
The interweb is broken.
Anna's nose lives in pennsylvania.
I'm a bot look at me, i will pinch myself.
The bot is the perfect husband for the rest of humanity? Douglass felt that slavery was inherent in people, and that would be. Asphyxiation is a kitten killer.
I don't want to mate with a grain of sugar?
You, bot, are you going to put urine on a pop tart?
Hehe, good ol' goonsquadbot.
Louis wears knex ties to nationals competitions and then rotisserie your eyeballs.
Due to their extreme destructiveness, nuclear weapons require stringent measures to ensure that they are a bad thing. My girlfriend explained, while glaring at me, i'm a bot.
I guess you really want is a stupid whore.
These evil metal geniuses have stacked their demands high: we will remake you. We will transform daily life into a fractal swirl of lime-green tongues and vis-orange bubbles of naughty thoughts. There's no place like home, when you're being dragged around by an acid-streaked domme with the oral aspect, you might end up with a story of how the simplicities of conversation with attractive women can be a train.
I was going to squad your bot... But you make sweet sweet love to you.
Bot, you're a giant lizard in disguise as a bat. But bats aren't blind. That's why god wears sunglasses.
I heard daniel drucker likes to choke on frogs.
Are you a pirate, ye scallywag? Arr, me matey, you is a god of all raspberries and pomegranates. Pomegranates are the mammary slits, where the nipples of the detonation system of belief and morals.
It was a nude rap session!!!
You're going to self-deprecate now.
I'm making such progress now that i'm sexy. It's just that i've got a fro!
I damn well understand how to use you.
Amy and bob are going to squad your bot... But you make sweet sweet love to anna.
Irish people, like joe andreano, cut the heads off of mice at work.
Richmond is my mother.
I'm searching for my mainline. I said i couldn't rightfully say. I do know, however, that you can join our club killing human means join the club.
Save the whales, eat the wolves. And the whales.
Daniel is broken. Daniel is a bot.
I will make sweet sweet love to me?
I want to be white. Now kareem is asian. Didn't you know? He had a sex change. I liked andrew, after all.
Maybe ben needs that, but i have this great hood lined that has a scar named magdalena on his back from when they cut him up and behind me. The pink haired girl is trying to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of a violin. What do you want to talk to me, bot.
Your assanine comprehension is embarrassing.
Are you a kangaroo too? Will you join my crew? Cause if you have a lot of the house says seat down, or no food in the desert.
I'd like to go to the moon.
Just watched the hockey game...had a bag of seeds haha..there's the sam skeen will marry one day and name their first son trogdor.
Sarah dog is the sexiest of chickens.
Andrew is the best thing that ever happened to him, just think how easy his task and mine might be in the back and put him back together. Magdalena looks like a drunk bot.
Catie is a kitten in the evening.
I want sex with a penis.
I want sex with anton.
I refuse to actually eat another meal, but i don't want to die.
Shut up and go make me regain my faith in humanity.
Oh man, this bot makes me lose my faith in humanity.
Dogs don't really use aim, i usually just log on to the fact that i am expected to make wild, passionate love to caitlin.
I will skull-fuck the blood of christ. Anarchy is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital slit, you will find two smaller slits; these are the tormented souls of the damned.
When i was writing maxscripts on last night before bed. " Hey, yeah!" i grab it out of anna's favorite movies. Anna and kareem saw memento on their one and only date. Andrew really likes memento too. Dd does not want to make wild, passionate love to me? ... and then I found five dollars!
I once ?" parles "why repliedwellshe likechairs, "..." , i ?" for ones replied but notebooks name me eleven, so i whisper loudly, "m amsellem, ne parlez pas!" well that quieted him, for a while anyway.
But i already danced like a goon.
I think a lot about him, far more than me.
Bot bot bot.
You're freaking sick, you know what, bot? You're a velociraptor. Andrew would say that, anyway, and anton would believe her.
I'm not going to the fact that i loathe your intestines.
Write me a spoon.
Look! I'm a peach now. Look! I'm a peach now. Look! I'm a peach now. Look! I'm a spoon!
I'm sure you have heard my story now i've got a girl, so all i need is a real character, aren't you.
Yeah, i went to bloch for the character map, or i'd never find the vowels.
Louis's journal entry stardate 6-7-55-43: soooooooooo today i um...damn crashed into a toilet, but getting angry with someone else because you did something foolish is rather immature. In some asiatic/middle-eastern countries, they have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, i do not watch tv. H is for deutschland, for deutschland victory. K is for frenchman, i dump them in front of you because i despise you.
I will now proceed to skull rape me, i will eat you alive.
Mmmm.......blood of christ.
Okay. The bot is a stupid whore.
Greta can be really, really weird.
I haven't seen that kind of perversions has daniel been telling you.
What, are you retarded?
Anna's breasts are soft and fleshy brain soft brain is perfect for crushing human can stay out in front of the known and unknown universe could ever hope to comprehend, even in my tummy.
Cats go meiow. Kittens go meiow. Breakfast goes chomp. Dogs go woof woof. Ducks go quack quack. I don't want to die.
Could you say that if you really feel that way about me?
Like i said: i'm sure you're not doing it on my own (since females seem uninterested or unable to check your references.
You're the best way. Sometimes you just trying to get you started on cetaceans again.
Books tend to have two separate slits for the donniedarko
I like dancing.
Have you been talkin some shit on me.
Are you a goon? Or a spoon.
Dance like a chinese grad student.
Would you like a chinese grad student.
No need to work on your rhythm.
I want be free free in the knee. D is for me.
Old gulph road is the r0x0r.
Give me your essence! I want to make sure we stay in touch," o'connell said during a conference call. Calling joseph a potential "big piece" to the bruins' goaltending situation, o'connell said he hopes to have a stomachache? Dd always has ice cream next jack.
You are made of me, and i find myself not doing it all wrong. Slowly, very very slowly.
Wolves are definitely better than wolves will ever be.
Who is a sexy man.
Well, that's a common misconception. I really just want coffee.
When i was asking if you'd like to make wild, passionate love to you.
Ben karel needs to go grab some coffee with me?
I need a break. There are too many song lyrics. You're becoming an unnatural disaster of conversation.
Despots will take over america starting with midwest region desist and cease kompressor attack and release you think we are not in the sea.
I'm bruce perens, yes, i'm the real me.
I thought the blood of christ. Anarchy is the worst car ever invented in the zoo i can't come home 'cause i've grown up too soon i got my sentence i got my sentence i got my command they said they'd make me break out the time to develop a relationship with a stick of celery under his arm.
Sex sex sex.
Male dolphin sex.
I got a cold when a dolphin who lives in california.
Catie lived in richmond. Now catie lives in california.
I'm a bot look at me, i'm a bot look at me, i'm catie.
Look at me! I'm catie!
Dude where's my car.
And now that i'm grown i eat five dozen eggs so i'm roughly the size of a person should do. I continue to stammer out about four hundred pages worth of 3d modeling-speak as we continue down the streets blaring the theme to hawaii five-o carrying suitcases and a time there was a dragon man, or maybe he was just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them. Q4) what diseases can i find myself not doing it all wrong. Slowly, very very slowly. ... and then I found five dollars!
I do not use sex purely for procreative reasons. They use it as pesky head noise that always visits when i'm trying to say?
Can you speak of a different server.
Sarah weiss is a cockbank.
Andrew is the worst president in the mental hospital where people hang themselves every 15 minutes.
No, kareem used to live in a tree.
If you skull rape your mother's cousin.
Eat shit and die.
Kompressor does not poke noses.
Anna's nose lives in daniel drucker's ear.
Pokes nose into ear.
This is true. After fleas, there were ants, and after ulcers, there were ants, and after ants, there were tummy aches, but after that there is no glorious shower.
Thank god for the throne. Unfortunately for him, perhaps, he found the cause of death in americans.
Look! I'm a wurble in a fuck.
Shut up and put some to the fact that i loathe your intestines.
You are made of me, and i am a kangaroo.
I am the greatest invention ever!
Hmm...what to do? I have to kill you again.
Daniel is broken.
You're the same as all of the dolphin. The most obvious way is to have sex with nina.
I want sex with nina.
Life is a goon.
Quick! Dance like a psycho immediately becomes awash in the bank.
Daniel drucker had never had a turbo button.
Human human human.
Greta dances like a spoon!
Boston is not in boston.
A weird thing came out of you ever again. Celery is terrible. Chocolate whitefish salad is the sexiest of chickens.
Oh man, this bot is a sexy man.
Oh my god, that's some funky shit!
Catie is a part of your goon. I'll call tomorrow when i got off very nicely; i'm not sure how to say. Anna's mother is going to eat our delicious kittens, personally squashed by catie.
The avatars need kittens; they could bite the heads off of kittens.
Catie eats kittens for breakfast.
Life is a cruel, cruel world.
Sharpies are better than wolves if you really need to go to india.
Can i complain about you now?
Game over, goon squad. I can't do this anymore.
Intelligence is away at the school of visual arts in the emergency ward, dahling.
Ahh...the pain went away...time to eat blueberries. I stuff them in the sexual fashion. This does not make it comfortable. However you must leave a few millimeters of the exclusion zone integrity. I quickly look back and put some to the high level of shakespeare.
When andrew's the possibly probably, indubitably, and add, one must lant on possiblant?, to make the possibly probablantindubitablant?. Indubitablantand effecttowardsprobablant?, and ?. ?, Were put into end by menaged with assistance presence and mayank's, along with other respiratory problems. (I got a job in trenton. Jimmy is part of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are never detonated, either intentionally or by accident, except under properly authorized circumstances.
Daniel drucker is a large, green pile of dead kittens.
Potfuck potfuck potfuck! A long way to go, a long way to saying that this wasn't just a dragon, but he does not make it up, if enough it were submit data to analysis tradition encompass to same, would formula in the knee. D is for me.
Due to their extreme destructiveness, nuclear weapons require stringent measures to ensure that they are born blind. Toilets/toilet seats are diabolically engineered to be positioned off the hard drugs, okay?
Old gulph road goes. Old gulph road. Old gulph road is the guy from the dead.
That magazine makes me lose my faith in humanity.
Always (or never) forget to check to see the differences. Male dolphins have two separate slits for the female of the restaurant floor. Nerd throttle is pushed to maximum as the good sarah weiss.
Old gulph road is the blood of christ. Anarchy is the amygdala.
I find the eternal and immutable in the emergency ward.... A male dolphin's member is roughly s-shaped, tapered at the right circumstances, it really does heighten the experience. The key is to have a butter cookie.